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Rank these from one to three: Love, looks, money.

-- I don't care for questions such as these.

What do you love most about life? 

-- I don't know; I have little to compare it to. Barring other lives, of course, but my brain cannot comprehend non-existence. 

What have you accomplished today? 

-- I went to work, I suppose.

Do you have a/any pet(s)? If so, what kind? 

-- Two cats.

Are you religious or scientific? 

-- I tend to view the world in a scientific manner, but there is a metaphysical overlay as well.

What's your favorite quote? 

-- Invictus.

What's your ultimate theme song and why? 

-- I don't have one.

Hate to love, or love to hate? 

-- Experiencing both is still a bit foreign to me.

How do you vent your anger? 

-- Whatever manner is most convenient and non-intrusive. 

Sinner or saint? 

-- Neither. 

Were you being honest? 

-- I do not see the world in those terms. I try to avoid being harmful, but sometimes it is unavoidable...

Best defense mechanism? 

-- When I become unstable I seek solitude.

Do you pout? 

-- Not usually.

What's the worst lie you've gotten away with? 

-- I don't know. I avoid lying.

Have you ever ditched school? 

-- I have. I wasn't psychologically equipped to handle an over-populated school. Unfortunately, those I lived with were not so understanding.

Name an eccentric feature about yourself: 

-- I am not sure. Perhaps my interest in metaphysics.

Do you still listen to pop music? 

-- I don't listen to it for the sake of its genre; if I like a song, little else matters to me. That said, most of my music does not fall into the aforementioned genre.

Are you ashamed of who you are? (If so, you shouldn't be) 

-- I believe I have moments where I do - but I am at my lowest then.

Do you smile often? Why? 

-- Not as often as I should, but my facial muscles are not inclined towards smiling.

Would you classify yourself as being a homo sapien? 

-- Well, since you asked...

What is your opinion towards Public Display of Affection? 

-- I have no opinion.

Do you play by the rules, bend the rules, or simply macerate them? 

-- If I can understand the reason behind an existence of a rule, and can apply it to my own life, I will most likely follow it. However, if I find a rule to be pointless, I will avoid it. Many rules exist to be broken.

If you were to become president right at this moment, what would you do? 

-- I would not put myself in such as situation; I am not qualified to run a country.

Are you independent or dependent? 

-- I am almost exclusively independent. I prefer my solitude, with the exception of Azmondeus.

If you were to be in a band right now, what would your band name? 

-- Deciding the name of a band should be done by all of its members; I am in no position to decide such a thing. 

What would you place in a timecapsule right now? 

-- I'm not sure I have anything I find important enough for that.

Be honest: how do you feel about me? 

-- I have no idea who you are.

Do you know html? 

-- Bits and pieces.

How spontaneous are you? 

-- I can be quite spontaneous.

Are you a daredevil? 

-- Perhaps.

Have you ever been in a life-or-death situation? If so, describe: 

-- I'd rather not mention such things.

What's your worst habit? 

-- I am not sure.

Name something horrible you've done because of boredom: 

-- I'm not sure I've done anything one would define as "horrible" - out of sheer boredom. If I have done anything deplorable, then it's quite possibly intentional.

Name something(s) you are addicted to: 

-- I do not know if I have any sort of addiction.

Where do babies come from? 

-- This is not worth explaining.

Where the **** did you come from? 

-- Elsewhere. 

What's the worst type of substance you've inhaled? 

-- I'm not sure. Polluted air? Marijuana makes me ill, and there are those I know who smoke it. 

If you had to choose, what type of element would you be and why? 

-- I honestly am not sure. Air has always appealed to me, as has plasma/lightning - but technically this would count as fire. 

Constract a chemical formula based on your persona: 

-- That would take a considerable amount of time. Also, don't you mean "construct"?

What gives you an adrenaline rush? 

-- Many things do. I find rhythm games (specifically the Guitar Hero and Rock Band style of rhythm games) to be particularly exciting on their hardest difficulty.

What's your favorite type of weapon? 

-- If given the opportunity, I would prefer lightning or electricity to wield. If that is not an option, shapeshifting and simply using the natural ability of my chosen form is acceptable. But realistically, dual-wielding swords is well and good to me.

Would you consider yourself dangerous? 

-- Like many creatures I will avoid conflict until cornered. 

Would you consider yourself benevolent? 

-- When forced.

What's your idea of heaven? 

-- I do not have one. I have no interest in building such a concept, as I have lifetimes ahead of me. Should I ever reach such a place, I would not want my flawed, human perception to affect it. 

Have you been morally scarred? If so, how? 

-- Morally scarred? What do you mean?

Do opinions of others matter to you? Why? 

-- They may matter on issues that affect me personally. Otherwise, no.

Have you ever been guilty of headbanging to the sound of silence? 

-- As in, the Simon & Garfunkel song? Jokes aside, no.

Insert your favorite poem/lyrics here: 

-- No.

Do you prefer staying in or going out? 

-- It depends on how I am feeling, how Azmondeus is feeling, among other factors.

What do you normally do on Saturday nights? 

-- I usually am asleep, as I work early Sunday morning.

Which is more tragic: Losing a true love, or never falling in love? 

-- I don't perceive either as more tragic than the other. If I had never met Azmondeus, I do not know where I would be, but there is little point in reflecting on things that never were.

Have you ever pretended not to care for fear of rejection? 

-- Possibly. But more than likely, I genuinely did not care.

What's the last thing you would say to me? 

-- ...

How many words are photos worth to you? 

-- You are speaking to someone who detests photographs in general.

Name ONE item that's priceless to you.

-- Nothing. 

Do you think that it's possible to die of love? 

-- I have never heard of such a thing. I suppose the brain can be affected profoundly by various stimuli, but there are more logical reasons than "dying of love".

Have you ever been a victim of jealousy? 

-- I don't believe so.

Name one thing you're most curious about: 

-- Everything. Really.

If you could invent something, what would it be and why? 

-- I do not know.  I would have to ponder this.

Favorite method of transportation: 

-- Horseback riding. 

Do you feel enclosed? 

-- No.

Who do you go to for comfort? 

-- Azmondeus, if anyone.

How do you feel about profanity? 

-- I don't.  I do restrain myself around others, but I will swear quite excessively when I am comfortable.

What are your thoughts on violence? 

-- It is not necessary. Or at least, it should be carefully exercised. 

Do you have a hidden agenda? If so, what is it? 

-- Don't we all?

What is our best strategy when it comes to combat? 

-- Our? Or do you mean "your"? Because either way, that is for me to know.

Have you ever stabbed anyone's back? If so, how? 

-- No.

Who has the biggest influence upon you? 

-- Hmmm. I have met a number of people who have provided influence. No one is prominent.

Are you friends with everyone in your clique? 

-- I do not have a clique.

How would you describe your clique? 

--  

Are you a player? 

-- Of games.

If you were the opposite sex of what you are now, would you be a player? 

-- One's desire to toy with others is not indicative of gender identity. 

Do you like bad boys/girls? 

-- I do not have a preference.

Would you consider yourself a bad boy/girl? 

-- No.

Name the best trait of the one you love: 

-- Azmondeus does not have a single trait that stands out above the others. 

Do you ever question your beliefs? 

-- I do.

What's your favorite cartoon? 

-- I rarely find myself watching cartoons, but I still do enjoy Family Guy and South Park.

Are you guilty of reckless driving? 

-- No.

Have you ever done anything morally sinful? 

-- I suppose.

Have you ever commited an atrocious act? 

-- Yes.

Are you afraid of commitment? 

-- No.

Have you ever hit anything alive while driving? 

-- No.

Have you ever eaten anything grotesque? If so, what? 

-- I do not imagine so. I have licked a slug, though.

Have you ever driven past 90 mph? 

-- I have been a passenger in a vehicle that was.

Do you prefer being cold or hot? 

-- I do not prefer either.

Are you guilty of collecting anything strange, such as Sharpies? 

-- No.

Name your favorite type of gun: 

-- I am not partial to firearms, but in games I have always preferred anti-armor/anti-tank weaponry, such as rocket launchers.

What do you normally do to get what you want? 

-- What I must do.

Are you a punk rocker or a preppy sinker? 

-- ...

What would you want/not want for Christmas? 

-- Christmas has already passed.

 

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 Who's your favorite author? 

-- Noriko Ogiwara is one of them.

 

What year were you born in? 

-- 1988.

 

What's something good to watch on Netflix? 

-- I have struggled finding anything that piques my interest on Netflix. 

 

How do you make your coffee? 

-- Generally, milk and sugar - that is, when I have coffee, which is very rare.

 

What TV shows did you grow up watching? 

-- Sonic the Hedgehog, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Mighty Morphin Power Rangers, SWAT Kats, among other things.

 

What colors are you wearing? 

-- Black, gray, and white.

 

What does your phone case look like? 

-- Black with lime green accents.

 

What's the most exciting thing that happened to you yesterday? 

-- Nothing particularly exciting occurred  yesterday.

 

What's something you're looking forward to? 

-- There are a few things: a) moving to a new home (hopefully) in March; traveling to Georgia in April; and our wedding and honeymoon in Seattle in June. Needless to say, I have a fairly eventful first half of the year. 

 

Did you have a New Year's resolution? 

-- No.

 

Have you ever quit a job without notice? 

-- No; I have always put in a two-weeks' notice, and I continue to show up as long as they schedule me.

 

Do you get nervous before/during job interviews? 

-- I have difficulty speaking to people in person. However, I am a bit more comfortable with interviews themselves. I do hope I shall never have to participate in another. I have no desire to leave my current job (unless it's relocating to a different store in another part of the country!).

 

Do you have a job? 

-- Yes.

 

What country do you live in? 

-- The USA.

 

What's the weather like there right now? 

-- 26ºF, light flurries here and there.

 

Are you currently in college/uni? 

-- No.

 

What were your favorite toys to play with as a child? 

-- Computers, game consoles, several McDonalds/BK toys, and these little dog toys called Show Champions.

 

Do you care for Sanrio? 

-- I don't mind them. 

 

What's the most embarrassing thing you can ever remember doing? 

-- I am haunted by ridiculous things I did as a child on a regular basis. Next question.

 

Do you remember what you dreamt about last night? 

-- No.

 

Have you ever slept-walked? 

-- Not to my knowledge.

 

Have you ever done anything embarrassing in a dream? 

-- I don't think so?

 

What was your favorite subject in middle school? 

-- I preferred art and foreign language classes then.

 

Are you currently reading anything? 

-- Not at the moment, sadly. Most of my books were left behind in Georgia. However, we are moving just a few minutes away from the libarary (hopefully) - so if we do, I'll make regular trips there.

 

How do you feel about wearing leggings in public? 

-- I don't. I either wear them underneath pants for an extra layer, or beneath a skirt for warmth.

 

Do you carry a wallet or a purse? 

-- I have three purses depending on what I need to carry. Normally, all I prefer to carry is my wallet - but as my need for various items grows at work, I've had to carry somewhat larger purses. Sigh.

 

Do you have a car? What kind of car do you have? 

-- Personally I do not. Azmondeus drives a Honda Civic SI. 

 

Does your mother knit or crochet? 

-- She knows how, but I don't know if she does anymore.

 

Do you vape? 

-- No. 

 

What was a song you loved as a child? 

-- One of my favorite songs was Old Time Rock And Roll by Bob Seger.

 

Do you enjoy the Arctic Monkeys? 

-- I have not listened to them.

 

Are you going to see Finding Dori? 

-- So this is a recent survey. Also, probably not. I might catch it after its release. 

 

Did you celebrate Christmas? 

-- I do. 

 

What was your favorite childhood (or adulthood) Halloween costume? 

-- Pyramid Head from Silent Hill.

 

What's your favorite dish to cook? 

-- Chicken Pesto.

 

Can you make gravy? 

-- Yes.

 

Have you ever been horseback-riding? 

-- Yes.

 

Do you have any male names picked out for future children? Female names? 

-- I have no interest in reproduction.

 

Do you have any things you've kept from your childhood? 

-- No.

 

Is there anything weird you do when no one's around? 

-- Probably.

 

Have you ever had a paranormal experience? 

-- Too many.

 

Have you ever had a macaroon? 

-- No.

 

Where's your favorite place to shop for clothes? 

-- Various places. Generally various retail outlets nearby - or at work, if I spot something.

 

Have you ever had a near-death experience?

-- Yes.

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What's were you doing before you got on the computer? 

-- I was asleep.

 

Is there anything you really want right now? 

-- Time should pass.

 

What's the best gift you've ever gotten? 

-- Who knows. 

 

What's a song you think the world needs to listen to? 

-- I'd rather not go there.

 

Has there ever been a person you regret ever being friends with? 

-- No.

 

Do you think you have a good understanding on love?

-- No.

 

You just discovered a new color! What would you name it? 

-- ...

 

What's your favorite ice cream flavor? 

-- Chocolate Peanut Butter Cup.

 

What do you want to do on your honeymoon? 

-- We are going to Seattle, WA.

 

What's one thing you remember learning in school? 

-- How ridiculous it is.

 

Are you more of a cat or dog person? 

-- I am a cat person. I am a bit picky with dogs - if I raised it myself it's a bit different, but I have a difficult time bonding with dogs. That said, I do love dogs - they are just hard for me to live with.

 

How do you want to be remembered by people? 

-- I don't care.

 

Do you like road trips? 

-- Yes.

 

Do you think Medical Marijuana should be legalized? 

-- Go ahead. It makes me ill, so I will probably retreat to a place where I can't smell it.

 

If you were forced to dye your hair another color,what color would you get? 

-- I actually have light pink hair. My roots are dyed red and it blends together well enough. I don't know what I would choose from here.

 

Excited for anything? 

-- Many things.

 

What do you think of your parent(s)? 

-- They are both difficult to live with. 

 

Are your grandparents dead? 

-- My paternal grandparents are, but my maternal grandparents are alive.

 

What celebrity do you think should of never become famous? 

-- I don't care about these things.

 

What's your favorite thing to do online? 

-- Games. 

 

Are you glad George W. Bush is out of office? 

-- I don't care.

 

If you could appear on any TV show, what show would you choose? 

-- No.

 

What does your full name look like without the letters t,a,i,o,e,l,n or s? 

-- Wh Ph.  

 

Your Mood summed up into one word? 

-- Neutral.

 

How often do you talk to other people about the weather? 

-- I don't.

 

Are you doing anything else besides taking this survey right now? 

-- Not really.

 

What's a name you wouldn't mind having? 

-- I have considered using my middle name as my first name, as it's relatively uncommon. My name is terribly common, and I never know which one they are referring to.

 

What's your favorite thing to wear that you own? 

-- I really like my Mighty Morphin Power Rangers t-shirt.

 

What do you think of Barbie dolls? 

-- I did not like them. My mother tried to raise me "as a girl" - buying me dolls and fake makeup and I generally rejected these things. I had a graveyard of dismembered dolls under my bed.

 

When you were little, did you ever want to go to Disneyland?

-- Not particularly.